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the tube

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Obsessed with a toy my son loves and I despise.

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encroaching tube

Floating millimeters above the grass, its staticky miasma fries all the little buggys and microbes it passes above. Poison tube.

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shadowed tube

Fat chewy acid tube. Why does my son like you?

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inviting tube

It will make you sweat if any portion of your bare skin touches it. Icky tube.

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atmospheric tube

My son's pool float. It's like the Giant Microbes plush toys, only plastic. And wet. And not friendly.

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infectious tube

Bloated, seeping cancerous tube. I dislike it, yet I can't stop taking its picture.

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obscene tube

Slippery swollen tacky tube. The high-fructose corn syrup polluting a nice blue trip to the pool. Fumey.

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innocent tube

It's like a well without a cover, like the witch's gingerbread house, it's just waiting.

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dreadful tube

Ackgh!

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instructive tube

You can't see the green in the grass in the tube's shadow because the tube has filtered all wavelengths of light except red. I think that's right.

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