the tube
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Obsessed with a toy my son loves and I despise.
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encroaching tube
Floating millimeters above the grass, its staticky miasma fries all the little buggys and microbes it passes above. Poison tube.
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inviting tube
It will make you sweat if any portion of your bare skin touches it. Icky tube.
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atmospheric tube
My son's pool float. It's like the Giant Microbes plush toys, only plastic. And wet. And not friendly.
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infectious tube
Bloated, seeping cancerous tube. I dislike it, yet I can't stop taking its picture.
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obscene tube
Slippery swollen tacky tube. The high-fructose corn syrup polluting a nice blue trip to the pool. Fumey.
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innocent tube
It's like a well without a cover, like the witch's gingerbread house, it's just waiting.
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