It’s been a busy week so far. North Korea dudded their first nuke, the page scandal continues, and Google bought YouTube for a ginormous, downright unholy, amount of money.

As if that wasn’t enough, now Yahoo! wants to destroy the human race by luring our future alien overlords to Earth by beaming what they quaintly call an “Internet Time Capsule” into deep space.

It sounds cool and all, but remember: try to contribute stuff that makes us look boring, you know, as a species. And nothing that would piss them off either like, I don’t know, mail-in rebates or Paris Hilton’s biography. The future of humanity is in your hands.