Okay, this is pretty gross (don’t click if you’re squeamish) and wrong on a couple of levels—and yet, I can’t help but be amused by it.
(via my sick friend Dave. Hi, Dave.)

In this corner, weighing in at 4 posts, in the blue and green shorts: Big Huge Blog! And in the far corner, wearing a black Duran Duran t-shirt and white gloves, weighing in at over 2,000 posts and with a “Phat Skillz” category: Very Big Blog!